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Voted Best of 2011
Facebook in 19th Century? from passenger on sailing ship January 1811 "To Friends - 4 men died yesterday. Scurvy Crew mutinied. Women and children sleep on deck. Will post picture of my drunken husband."
Quantum mechanics is like Life - By the time you've got it figured where you're at, It's somewhere else
Animal lovers know that small dogs live longer than big ones (up to 20% more) Does it apply to humans too? Size does matter after all - think of Slim folk versus Obese, (think of reduced calories versus a life of takeouts) The former do live longer
" i before e, except ..." ??? - They make a great couple - they complement each other His shoulders are narrower than her bum. That's not a compliment.
The Emissions Trading Scheme that politicians talk hot air about Is no more than Pixie Accounting
In the local gym men are envious of the women who call their sport's bra an 'over the shoulder boulder holder'
The men want to rename their Aussie 'budgie smugglers' - to, guess what? 'Boulder Holders'
Grammar 101 - to a writer Adjectives and adverbs are only verbal bling
Do encourage your local business - back it or lack it -
If you spend your money elsewhere, like on the Net, you won't have a local community